get corrupted.

[subjective]

pictured: me, yumi, riley.



items: may be used to replace any noun. most often used to describe personal possessions, particularly those recently procured.

smu: noun. pronounced smoo. acronym for sleeveless men's undershirt.

olden times: used to describe the recent past, especially time periods younger companions may not remember, since they were just tiny children then.

tiny child: a person younger than you. used more specifically, any person younger than nimmy. sometimes may be used to indicate one's younger years, e.g., "i was a tiny child then, it was the olden times."

stank eye: what nimmy gives if you misbehave.

butt-rockers: the parts of one's anatomy used for sitting up straight when playing the drums. also the parts which may uncomfortably dig into the thighs of someone holding you on their lap.

not so much: used to convey any sort of negative response. may replace the words no, never, & nuh-uh.

areas: what less-corrupted people call "private parts."

boi: only & always pronounced bwah. a somewhat unloved term mostly used for transboys, reclaimed & newly loved due to charming pronunciation.

ding-dong: synonym for dork.

whatever underpants: what you show someone to indicate whateverness. interchangeable with any number of clothing items, including the whatever brassiere, the whatever crown (thus making the wearer the king or queen of whatever) & the whatever smu.

doodad: what the grocery store calls "feminine hygiene products." we know better.

schmoopy: a dog. more specifically, a very cute dog.

________asaurus: suffix attached to certain words for added cuteness, such as smoke-asaurus, sweet-asaurus, & hump-asaurus.

Comments

[redhoodedm.livejournal.com]

but what's whateverness?

are butt-rockers what those who do yoga might also call "sit bones"?t

[subjective.livejournal.com]

when you whatever someone or something, you dismiss them/it. like when taryn once said "that boy gets the big whatever from me."

butt-rockers do indeed equal sit bones.

[erickapander.livejournal.com]

except taryn actually said "whatevs," so there should be an amendment!

[redhoodedm.livejournal.com]

so if i saw someone who gets a big whatever, (like dugan's owner) could i refer to his shirt, for instance, as his whatever shirt? correct usage or no?

[lionpluslamb.livejournal.com]

No, the whatever shirt would be if you held up your thumbs and index fingers to make a big W, and then held it over your shirt. Then you would say, "I'm wearing the whatever shirt!" or something. But it's highly adaptable, hence the whatever smu, the whatever bra, the whatever underthings, or the highly popular whatever crown.

[subjective.livejournal.com]

no, the correct usage would be "man, he gets my whatever shirt." or like if you know the person well, you can speak to them directly. like i can say "yeah sure taryn, these are my whatever underpants."

basically, it's YOUR clothes item, shown (figuratively!) to the person/item you're whatevering.

dude, this is harder to explain than i thought. come over the hoc again & hear it in action! ;)

[redhoodedm.livejournal.com]

thanks, kids. i think i finally understand:

let's say i am walking down the street wearing, among other items, a really great pair of tube socks. say there's this person who has kind of done me wrong. we exchange hostile words. i say, "oh yeah? well take a good look at my whatever tube socks, man! i'm so outta here."

xo m

u

yes, exactly!

[lionpluslamb.livejournal.com]

Who's on the ball? Oh, I think it's Marissa!

In case there is any confusion for anyone else, here is a drawing I made of myself as the king of whatever, just to demonstrate.

[tarynhipp.livejournal.com]

MARISSA COME OVER NOW! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!